When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry
Rapey santa
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault.... couple years ago all my grains got loose.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
Orphans have 362 days in a year
Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year? Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
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why is 2020 the wors year becuse covid 19
I like my woman how i like my wine just under 2 years old
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one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
