Year jokes
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.