Year Jokes

Your mum years cabbage

"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.

My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years

yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv

so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it

Batman: I’m vengeance

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad

Batman: ...

Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!

Me: Oh hell nah

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!

Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years

I told him my dad never came back with it

I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies

Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt