Year jokes
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years? The letter M.
The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"