Year jokes
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"