so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
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Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine. 15 years and in isolation.
Man Everybody Birthday Is This Year🤦🏽♂️
I wanted to put this up so i could say goodbye to everyone that i chatted with, like gwen or MEG... so yea see you next year after friday.
What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them
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Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Why do golfers bring a spair of socks ? Incase they get a hole in one .
This was done by 11 year old
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
me: I have the body of a 28 year old her: prove it me: (opens freezer)
hey whats ur age Jordan prob 5 years
NEWS: A man kidnamed a 13 year old girl MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receeding hairline
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Corona Virus and toilet paper.
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
Your mum years cabbage
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
