I like my woman how i like my wine just under 2 years old
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂
I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault.... couple years ago all my grains got loose.
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
NEWS: A man kidnamed a 13 year old girl MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receeding hairline
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
Your mum years cabbage
