I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
Burying Wife
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Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is about a dude who offed his wife, Karen, and buried her alive. Now she can't nag him anymore. I know you are the kind of person who would get buried alive by his wife, if you had one!