Long Wait For Dad's Joke

10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this person's dad went out for milk a decade ago and promised a joke upon his return. It's funny because it plays on the classic "dad went out for milk and never came back" trope, but with the added comedic tension of a joke hanging in the balance. You wouldn't get it, though. You probably still believe the stork delivers babies.

Comments (1)

ur dad

6 years ago

knock knock whos there not ur dad

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