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Depression

J0K35

Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.

Guy 2: Is it a hard life?

Guy: Yup

Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL

Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)

Depression

No one.

Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Sack

Anonymous

Why is Santa’s sack so big- because he only comes once a year

Die

MyJokesRBetterThanYours

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

Sack

Anonymous

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Train

acyfarmer

To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Die

Me

chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago but death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him

Country

Anonymous

We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country

Friend

Anonymous

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie … no one could tell that it was their blood

Girl

Anonymous

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

Depression

uruncle

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Man

Anonymous

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Virgin

Anonymous

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Lock

Mechanical Manic

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

Dad

oof

I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad.

He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.

Bomb

ok boomer

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer

Girlfriend

The Best Boi

My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

Wife

dildo

20 years of sex in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildo the wife get angry and says ¨explain the dildo prick¨ the husband says ¨explain the children bitch

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