Online dating

Online dating jokes

Year

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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  • Woman

    Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

    Boy

    I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

    Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

    Memes

    Wife

    I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

    She is not “fun to be around.”

    Catfish

    Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

    Tinder

    I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

    Bathroom

    Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

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  • Date

    When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

    Memes

    Community

    I just unintentionally let another man use me last night ✌ Like I thought he was really cool, and we were asking for stuff (ifykyk), but i dindt show him anything, but I did do something ona call with him, I kept telling myself "Do this, and he will stay" And as soon as he got it, the next morning, no texts, blocked. He was complimenting me and shit, and being nice, and I thought if I gave him what he wanted, he would be more interested and want to like have a genuine. Yay. Fucking yay.

    guys as we all know caley has had a abusive mom and shi she showed me pictures of brusises and her black eye on snap ( i'll send u a pic when i get home on my phone ) but her mom doesn't like her to online date so her mom cause all of this and after kept on harssing y'all on here so y'all could hate her

    My fellow brothers and sisters in Christ, it is with a heavy heart that I address the issue of online dating in our modern society. As followers of the Lord, we are called to live in a way that honors and glorifies Him in all that we do. However, the world of online dating is one that is filled with deception, superficiality, and ungodly values.

    Online dating promotes the idea that love and companionship can be foun… Read more