Online Dating Jokes

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

This is not a joke. Stop online dating.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!