Living Next Door

The joke plays on the misunderstanding of statistics and takes a very dark turn by implying the speaker is a pedophile. The humor comes from the shocking twist and the unexpected self-implication.

• Pedophile
• People
• Old
• Child
• Lie
• Living

• In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile. Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
• OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood. But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
• There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
• "This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window." "What's been going on, John?" I asked. "Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!