I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
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Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. You think you're so slick posting this, don't ya? But let's be real, you probably showed up at the wrong school and picked up some random kid. The funny part is that you only found out it wasn't yours when your wife told you that, you clueless dweeb! You gotta be more careful next time, buddy.