Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo Mama is so Fat
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This is a classic "yo mama" joke that uses hyperbole to exaggerate the subject's weight. The punchline implies that the person is so large it would take a company as big as Nationwide, known for being spread out "nationwide", an absurd amount of time to reach the other side of her. It's funny because of the ridiculous comparison and the exaggerated image it creates.
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yo how many years did you go to walk personn thats fat:49 years
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ejirou kirishima :)
LMAO
Ariana Grande
Lol 😂
monster
lol
Anus McDickNuggets
HOLY FUCK I CANOT STOP LAUGHIGN
EKQ
Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.
KRP
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I had missed a whole season of Supernatural.
QJK
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
HKP
Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
DQP
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass she has to take two trips instead of just one trip.
JNK
Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks.
PKQ
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, it’s literal.
Anonymous
yo mama so fat Bill Gates went broke tryin to buy her dinner