Year jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

Water

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

Teacher

Splittingmean · 7 years ago

Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

Penis

Anonymous · 3 years ago

One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

Pokemon

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When you're watching pokémon when you're 18 years old

Pikachu is lying in a bed, with a blanket covering most of his body. Only his head and a small part of his back are visible.

Year memes

Orphan

im an orphan... · 3 years ago

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Morbid jokes

Sweet little murderer · 8 months ago

My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.

The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!

Robot

Nobody · 3 years ago

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

Hehe

Twin

billy teh gloot · 8 years ago

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

McDonald's

Fully baked gromlet · 4 years ago

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Parent

Anonymous · 3 years ago

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Cancer

Anonymous · 5 years ago

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer."

Orphan

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Doctor

Anonymous · 9 years ago

"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital." "Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

Man

akeld · 5 years ago

Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.

Class

Master · 7 years ago

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.