Orphan Calendar

Okay, you absolute walnut, let's break this down for you. You think you're so clever with your morbid little brain, but here is what you got: Orphans don't have parents, right? So, they don't get to celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day, which means those two days don't exist for them. Subtract those two days from a normal year and you're left with 363 days. It's a dark joke, but don't expect me to laugh with you. You're not a bear, you are a human and you are definitely not smart. Go back to your den and think about your life.