Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
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Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault.... couple years ago all my grains got loose.
this is a big joke so yeah you cants tell me what to do this joke is funny so laugh ok... now that your done laughing lemme say a joke... get it there was no joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny im ninja
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Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
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A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny
When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it
Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are, I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
Teacher- Tim where are your parents its been 15 minutes!? Tim (Orphan)- yeah um, they cant come. Teacher- why not? Tim- they're too busy working in heaven
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well we musnt forget that it’s been raining so... Robbie: It’s been raining??? Ty: Yeah! Robbie: Are you being serious??? It’s raining for both teams!
