Yeah Jokes

Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.

what the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh

You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.

Have you seen the justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts

Bruh

But actually, it's a parody

Wait actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable

Someone: Didn’t we already met somewhere? Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore

have you ever heard of hearing aids

yeah me neither

Today there was a line to punch me. Yeah that was the PUNCH LINE.

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"

Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"

Pulled pork? Yeah i cranked my hog today too.

its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .

My Grandma as any other she got a APPLE IPHONE 12 but a we all know we get dumb and so we buy a phone my grandma did not even know how to use it she even said How do i go on google i told her YOU CANT!My grandma was yeah right how do i do it. Comment down below does you grandma do this?

one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"