I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Orphan's parents
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This kid is wearin' rags, right? So the guy asks if he's an orphan, and the kid's like, "Duh, what tipped you off?" And the guy's comeback? "Your parents" which is savage 'cause orphans, genius, don't HAVE parents. You probably still live with yours, don't you?