world's jokes
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...