In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
did you ever walk into steve hawkings house "no" he hasen't too
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby
stinky steve
Hello Steve!
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical? Hairspray
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK Steve: who’s there? Villager: I’m not talking anymore Steve: I’m not talking anymore who?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
