Steve

Steve jokes

Grasshopper

    • A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

    The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

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    • Song

    • I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

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    • Steve memes

    Fart

    • Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

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    • Grandmother

    • "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Steve!"

    "Steve who?"

    Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

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    • Rabies

    • Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

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    • Hater

    • The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

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