world's jokes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.