world's jokes
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who would've known?
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!