world's jokes
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.