Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Farrah Fawcett's Wish
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Listen up, buttercup. So, Farrah Fawcett kicks the bucket and gets to make a wish. She wishes for all the kids to be safe. Then BAM! Michael Jackson croaks like five minutes later. Get it? Because, like, he was into kids? You are not the sharpest tool in the shed are you, genius?