I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Worst Thesaurus Ever
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is that the thesaurus is so bad, it can't even find a different word to describe itself. It's like when you look in the mirror and all you see is a big, dumb face staring back. But hey, at least you're consistent, right?