world's jokes
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.