world's jokes
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.