world's jokes
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.