world's jokes
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes.
If you know what song this is parodying, you get a cookie.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle.
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY!
Yo mama so fat she on both sides o’the family.
Yo mama so inbred her own fam’ly tree
Looks like a spider web an’ yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said “gimme a fag”
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag.
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder.
Yo mama so old, she’s nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads.
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeer’s pussy is tight.
It’s not too dryyy or weeet it’s just right.
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
“I’M FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Don’t care if she’s 20 or 77!
I’m doing all the moms all over the worl’
Even if they weren’t ‘riginally born a girl.
A pussy’s a pussy no matter who its from
Don’t care if that woman is smart or dumb!”
That’s the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if she’s so fugly, she’s the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it don’t matter how much her ass is worth
or if she’s so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high can’t nobody top me
She said, “I’ll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.”
I said, “aiight bet! Can’t nobody stop me!”
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.