Guinness World Record PP

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude whose "pp" (that's slang for penis, you innocent muffin) was so big it got into the Guinness World Record book. But get this, he was hanging out at the library, probably looking for tips to dust off his brain, and the librarian told him to put his "pp" away. Get it? It's a double meaning thing!