World War jokes
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Memes
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Steel led to World War 2.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."