World War jokes
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Steel led to World War 2.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵