World War jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
happy early valentines day everyone lmao
sending my army to war :)
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fun fact Germany still owes $850 BIllion dollars in damages from WWII
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.