whats an orpans least favorite day: take your kid to work day
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
wanna hear a construction joke. nah i'm still working on it.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Whats the difference between Economy And Vietnamese??....... Econmy doesn't work
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What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
