What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.