"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,đ€Ł
Whatâs the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
asians dont believe in santa because they make the toys
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donât work like they used to before."
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
