Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, who, because they don't have parents, are sometimes associated with not having a "home." Geddit? And phones have a home button! You probably don't even have a phone. You strike me as a landline kinda guy, maybe even rotary.