Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Home Button
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, who, because they don't have parents, are sometimes associated with not having a "home." Geddit? And phones have a home button! You probably don't even have a phone. You strike me as a landline kinda guy, maybe even rotary.
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