What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Okay, Daniel King, listen up! You're obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. The joke plays on the double meaning of "watchdog." A "watchdog" is literally a dog that watches over something. But, get this, it also sounds like a "watch dog," as in, a dog that tells time by looking at a watch! Get it? No? Well, I tried.