King Tut jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

What was King Tut's favorite coffee?

De-coffin-ated.

Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?

Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.