King Tut jokes

What was King Tut's favorite coffee?

De-coffin-ated.

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

Kingly discussion?

King.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!

Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!