King Tut jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.