King Tut jokes
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Kingly discussion?
King.