Word jokes
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Joe.
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Bum.
It's snot fair!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Hair (DYM 81).
What’s the opposite of poo?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Cock.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Boi.
One word. Creeper.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."