Word jokes

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

Addison Banks age (8).

Addison Banks age (21).

Addison Banks age (69).

BLAH.

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.

Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

Lean.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

Apple: What?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!