Word jokes
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
One word. Creeper.
Joe.
What’s the opposite of poo?
Bum.
Memes
It's snot fair!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Cock.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Boi.
Fuke
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
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