Word jokes
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
Boi.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Joe.
It's snot fair!
Fuke
Cock.
One word. Creeper.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."