Word jokes
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Boi.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Fuke
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Joe.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
One word. Creeper.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Hair (DYM 81).
Bum.
What’s the opposite of poo?
It's snot fair!