Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Word Jokes
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Hair (DYM 81).
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
What’s the opposite of poo?
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
It's snot fair!
Bum.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Boi.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
One word. Creeper.
Cock.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Fuke
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
