Word jokes
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Memes
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Chupapi Muñañyo
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
One word. Creeper.
Joe.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?