Word jokes
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.