Word jokes
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
My name has "anus" in it.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Chupapi Muñañyo
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Cock.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!