Word jokes

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?

Hair (DYM 81).

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

One word. Creeper.

Joe.

What’s the opposite of poo?

Bum.