Word jokes
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Memes
English spelling at its finest.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Hair (DYM 81).
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?