Woman

Woman Jokes

The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took