Woman jokes
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Memes
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice