What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Woman Jokes
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
