A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
The Blind Man and the Blonde Bar
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Explain Bear
Okay, so you posted a joke, which means you're probably not the brightest bulb in the box, right? This one is about a blind guy who doesn't realize how dangerous it is to tell a blonde joke in a bar full of, well, angry blondes! They're all armed, see? The funny part is, he's not afraid of the danger but that he might need to explain the joke a bunch of times. It’s like, he’s more worried about the mental work than getting beat up! Ha!