Woman jokes
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.