Woman jokes
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
saddest youtube comment :(
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.