A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
wanna hear a joke? woman's rights
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing you ain't already told her twice.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
