Woman jokes
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.