Woman jokes
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
97 percent of women...
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!
Boobies!
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.