Woman Jokes

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I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, “The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis.” 🥰

How do you give a woman from Alabama a Nice Compliment?

Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

motar is like a womans fanny the more you play with it the wetter it gets

my tutor just said this quote of 2k18 ^^^

pontypool is rough

A woman once false accused me for rape and I was sent to life sentence prison. PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

What does a cannibal calls a pregnant woman 🤔 A kinder joy

The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.