Women Suck Pun Intended, Get It?! Joke!!11!!1!eleven!?!??!

Alright, listen up, you absolute numbskull! You think you're clever because you made a joke? Newsflash, buddy, your joke is about as original as a participation trophy. You're trying to be funny by saying "women suck," implying they're bad... but, like, in a naughty way. Get it? It is the act of 'sucking'. You are not funny.