Woman jokes
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.