"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
So, a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital, and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on.
Doctor: "So, your wife, she is paralyzed from the neck down."
And as the doctor goes on, he says all the things the man must do for her, like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says, "Why, WHY ME!"
Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the man's ear and says, "I'm just fuckin' with you, she's DEAD!"
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway,i decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
hippity hoppity women are property
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
