Woman jokes
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Abortion is beautiful.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?