i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
What is a animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Africa
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
imagine you are getting eaten by a alligator what do you do? stop imagining.
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest? Panda-monium!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
