What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Wildlife Jokes
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
7000+ bats.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
I smell like skunk.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
