Wildlife jokes
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
7000+ bats.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
I smell like skunk.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.