Wildlife jokes
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
I rescued a birdie
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Chomp!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.