Chomp!
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
