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Zebra Crossing Conundrum

Anonymous
7 years ago ยท
  • How does the zebra cross the road?

    The zebra crossing.

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    • Zebra Crossing
    • Zebra
    • Black
    • White
    • Animal
    • Street

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. You really thought this was a complex query? The zebra crosses the road at the zebra crossing. It's a play on word, see? 'Zebra' refers to the animal AND the crosswalk!

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