What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
Animals are just... so hot
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
All my friends live in a forest. its called Aokigahara
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do you call a bear with no ear? A b
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
