Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
Animals are just... so hot!
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do you call a bear with no ear? A b
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
