I told my wife to embrace her mistakes So she gave me a hug
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
You have to be a good mom to be a milf
trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
technoblade never got a wife
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Wife: I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
What do you call your mom
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Chinese teacher phone rang going to class and he said My phone the Ring Ring it's my wife Ring Ring
