Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.