Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why Jokes
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
