Why jokes
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.