My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why Jokes
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
