Why jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.