Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.