Why jokes
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.