Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why am I so sad?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.