Why jokes
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"